notyourblonde.

jenn. 24. about.

interests include...
Watching entire seasons of TV shows in one sitting, drag, drugs, blonde hair, yoga, gin cocktails, Trader Joe's, the occasional Marlboro 27, Julia Child, soy lattes, New Girl, female folk singers, tacos, literary non-fiction, Pam Poovey, one-minute dance parties to 90s r&b, food photography, and oxford commas.

“The biggest new show in my life has been Friday Night Lights, which I watched on DVD. So I was thinking about new jokes and brainstorming and I was thinking, ‘Well why don’t you talk about how much you like Friday Night Lights?’ and another part of my brain was like, ‘No. You will not cheapen Friday Night Lights in your stand-up!’ Also, I took the show so seriously, I don’t even know if I have any funny take on it other than it being great and I want to be Coach Taylor. I did talk like Coach Taylor a little after I watched the series. I would talked in clip sentences like, ‘You get your priorities straight.’ | John Mulaney (x)

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