notyourblonde.

jenn. 22. about.

interests include...
Game of Thrones, drag, drugs, blonde hair, yoga, sauvignon blanc, fiction, marlboro 27s, Julia Child, iced tea, Thai food, 30 Rock, Jennifer Lawrence's butt, frozen yogurt, literary non-fiction, female vocalists, Aubrey Plaza's face, one-minute dance parties to 90s r&b, food photography, and oxford commas.
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“The biggest new show in my life has been Friday Night Lights, which I watched on DVD. So I was thinking about new jokes and brainstorming and I was thinking, ‘Well why don’t you talk about how much you like Friday Night Lights?’ and another part of my brain was like, ‘No. You will not cheapen Friday Night Lights in your stand-up!’ Also, I took the show so seriously, I don’t even know if I have any funny take on it other than it being great and I want to be Coach Taylor. I did talk like Coach Taylor a little after I watched the series. I would talked in clip sentences like, ‘You get your priorities straight.’” | John Mulaney (x)

“The biggest new show in my life has been Friday Night Lights, which I watched on DVD. So I was thinking about new jokes and brainstorming and I was thinking, ‘Well why don’t you talk about how much you like Friday Night Lights?’ and another part of my brain was like, ‘No. You will not cheapen Friday Night Lights in your stand-up!’ Also, I took the show so seriously, I don’t even know if I have any funny take on it other than it being great and I want to be Coach Taylor. I did talk like Coach Taylor a little after I watched the series. I would talked in clip sentences like, ‘You get your priorities straight.’” | John Mulaney (x)

(via kittythots15)

#this guy gets it  #but don't talk about FNL in your standup  #cause no one will know what the fuck you're talking about  #i have made some hilarious Dillon-related analogies that have gone tragically unappreciated at dinner parties etc  #because people just don't appreciate good television naaaa'mean  
10 months ago on July 26, 2012 at 01:38pm with 326 notes
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