Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not:
- Everyone wears black to homecoming.
- Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted.
- Tampons. Just… tampons.
- This is a straightening iron.
- But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.”
- Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970.
- Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos.
- Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run.
- That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”.
- How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens.
- What illicit contraband was.
- How to talk to human boys who are not Sims.
- He’s just not that into you.
- He’s gay.
- Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine.
so thankful for drug dealers that deliver
bless your hearts
partner with dominos please and create something even more epic
Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to find a boyfriend.
Andrew Futral
