notyourblonde

drinkyourjuice:

Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not:

• Everyone wears black to homecoming.
• Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted.
• Tampons. Just… tampons.
• This is a straightening iron.
• But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.” 
• Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970.
• Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos.
• Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run.
• That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”.
• How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens.
• What illicit contraband was.
• How to talk to human boys who are not Sims. 
• He’s just not that into you.
• He’s gay.
• Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine.

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    I’m the oldest of 3 sisters, and I was the only one who struggled with ANY of these things. Actually, most of these...

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    No older sister for me, I guess I was just a bad ass!

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    I taught my little sister NONE OF THIS. :V

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    you’re welcome, tosser. although i’m not sure anything on this list applies (maybe the flat iron).

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