December 2011
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Massive breakfast sandwich, naked juice mango...
Breakfast of champions.
Dec 29th
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“When some of these cardinals and bishops have experienced their first...”
– George Carlin (via monkeyknifefight)
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have...”
– Clark W. Griswold is the 99%. (via coketalk)
Dec 28th
216 notes
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
348 notes
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Dec 22nd
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2 tags
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
870 notes
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Dec 21st
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
Dec 20th
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Dec 16th
399 notes
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
3,118 notes
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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imperialbedrooms: Last Christmas, all my dad gave me was a Pizza Hut gift card. And then he went to jail. Karma. dude i love pizza hut
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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My manager told me today, "You surprised me with...
While I certainly do appreciate that, I just wanted to be like, “You call it integrity, I just call it ‘giving a shit.’” … and frankly, I don’t understand why doing the bare minimum of giving a shit is exceptional, or commendable in any way.
Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Parks and Rec's dedication to genuine, unabashed...
Sarcasm and “irony” might be what’s hot in pop culture at the moment, but Parks’ optimism just gives it so much more heart than anything else on TV.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
60 notes
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Holy shit, American Horror Story just took it to...
Touche, Ryan Murphy. Touche.
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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“The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am...”
– Charlotte Brontë  (via expl0si0nsinthesky)
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Listenimwithkanye: The Christmas Song | The...
Dec 7th
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Making banana pancakes is ridiculously cheap and...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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That awkward moment when you think to yourself,...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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I just want to write one truly perfect sentence.
Is that so much to ask?
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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I love it when you give me head, I hate it when...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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ListenLike Smoke | Amy Winehouse ft. Nas I never wanted...
Dec 1st
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