notyourblonde.

jenn. 24. about.

interests include...
Orange is the New Black, drag, beer cocktails, blonde hair, hot yoga, Trader Joe's, the occasional Marlboro 27, the Belcher family, cold-brew iced coffee, Frozen, perfecting my mac and cheese recipe, murder mysteries, Rihanna laughing at people, one-minute dance parties to 90s r&b, food photography, and oxford commas.

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finally watched the veronica mars movie and now i’m just sitting here like

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damn i did not realize how nostalgic that show is for me. logan x veronica forever

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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ruinedchildhood:

when bae buy me chipotle

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"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."

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There was only one night game a year. On the 4th of July the whole sky would brighten up with fireworks, giving us just enough light for a game.

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The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) 

Dir. Wes Anderson

ugh i had no choice but to befriend a girl last night that i had disliked for over a year because she knew every word to muffin top (complete with extra jenna sound effects) and interrupted a party to sing it with me

situpsandfruitcups:

if you make fun of people for contracting herpes, you are a scum sucking pond microorganism that should be sterilized. no one wakes up and decides today is a good day to get herpes. do not point out peoples cold sores. do not crack jokes. do not alienate them. they are fully aware of what’s happening to their body. most people contract it innocently and even if they didn’t, it’s none of your damn business what’s going on with their body. treat people the way you’d want to be treated if you were in their situation.
you are a trivial piece of shit if you make fun of something uncontrollable and i will go out of my way to shame the fuck out of you.

yoga-beautiful:

Pigeon

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