Orange is the New Black, drag, beer cocktails, blonde hair, hot yoga, Trader Joe's, the occasional Marlboro 27, the Belcher family, cold-brew iced coffee, Frozen, perfecting my mac and cheese recipe, murder mysteries, Rihanna laughing at people, one-minute dance parties to 90s r&b, food photography, and oxford commas.
You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.
#are they leggings are they cardigans where is my tank top#oH HERE IT IS no this is a bra. i forgot i had this! where is my tank top#yoga pants black jeans black sweatshirt pencil skirt cardigan cardigan cardigan WHERE IS MY TANK TOP x
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
when bae buy me chipotle
"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."
There was only one night game a year. On the 4th of July the whole sky would brighten up with fireworks, giving us just enough light for a game.
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Dir. Wes Anderson
ugh i had no choice but to befriend a girl last night that i had disliked for over a year because she knew every word to muffin top (complete with extra jenna sound effects) and interrupted a party to sing it with me
if you make fun of people for contracting herpes, you are a scum sucking pond microorganism that should be sterilized. no one wakes up and decides today is a good day to get herpes. do not point out peoples cold sores. do not crack jokes. do not alienate them. they are fully aware of what’s happening to their body. most people contract it innocently and even if they didn’t, it’s none of your damn business what’s going on with their body. treat people the way you’d want to be treated if you were in their situation.
you are a trivial piece of shit if you make fun of something uncontrollable and i will go out of my way to shame the fuck out of you.
Anonymous asked: pro life or pro-choice?
pro “it’s none of my business until I myself am in in the situation and have to make the decision.”
so… pro choice then. because it sounds like you’d want to have options in that situation.
(i apologize if this comes off in a snarky way, i just think it’s important that people realize pro-choice =/= pro-abortion. identifying as pro-choice says absolutely nothing about what you would decide in the case of an unplanned pregnancy. all it means is that you will be able to actually MAKE a decision, since you will either be able to carry the pregnancy to term or take advantage of safe, legal medical care that will facilitate the alternative.)